But, seriously? Porn So…”
“So what?”
“So, where did you go?” I asked in exasperation, “And bear in mind that the answer could result in your prompt execution.”
Courtney just laughed at my obviously empty threat and said, “You won’t kill me. (Which I had remembered perfectly, for some reason.) When she answered the phone I told her that my “sister” and I would like to buy her dinner as thanks for being so understanding with us the night before, and, though sounding somewhat disappointed at the news that Courtney would be joining us, she gladly accepted. To cover my embarrassment over her sudden confession I, rather lamely, said, “I don’t think having faith in a vampire counts.”
Courtney finally looked me in the eyes again and said, “Why not?
