After a moment, she said something like: ‘Well, I shouldn’t keep you – you’re such a pretty girl, I’m sure you’ve got a boyfriend waiting for you somewhere!’
‘Oh, no!’ I assured her, with vigorous emphasis, ‘nothing like that, I don’t have a boyfriend’; and then I artlessly added: ‘I’ve got lots of time, really.’
I suppose my subconscious could have made it a little less subtle – like maybe unfurling a huge banner proclaiming ‘fuck me, fuck me, fuck me’. Do you think so?’
‘Mmm, yes!’ she said, and followed with a certain emphasis: ‘I’m quite sure – I know what I like’. Pornhat I nicely look my age, perhaps even a little less, with my open features and slightly snub nose. The blonde woman answered, and laughed when she realised who it
