I think I deserve it, dear.” That particular term of endearment is usually annoying to her in these situations, but the intentional timidness in my voice lets her know I’ve already started the roll play. Sex video daddy’s in trouble!” The playful giddiness in the harmonious voices of our children bring an evil smirk to my wife’s face. It’s about twelve inches in total length, half of which is smooth, with the other half ribbed. I had proposed to my wife earlier that night in the garage that because I had once again made a semi-large purchase without talking it over with her first, I was in need of some… not so nice since.”
Jen already knew where this was going. With the in-law “credit” and a wonderful date night now in the
